One thing about gambling is that it is mainly a form of entertainment. Starting from the bells and whistles of the slot machines, to the enchanting colours and the structure of the table games, they are all made to make you feel good.
When it comes to land-based casinos, they keep you lively with bars and restaurants, and most times live music. Online players increase and spark up your excitement by showering you with loyalty points.
When online or land-based casinos, they happen to have a remedy for boredom.
In the past, gambling has been known to be driven by strong addiction. But, recent studies have shown that most gamblers are addicted to the feeling of fun that comes from gambling. Some science-based evidence shows that only 5% – 8% of gamblers show signs of addiction to gambling itself. Many of us are addicted to the fun itself and excitement.
Probably, you just love enjoying the spark of excitement that comes from playing Wheels of Fortune or Double Diamon. And perhaps you like the thrill you get from playing Russian roulette, or you like the strategizing that is involved in playing Poker and Blackjack, as you sip a glass of an amazing cocktail.
Though in casinos, a win is not certain, this also could be the reason for your always returning.
Chico Marx has some explanations about what happens here. He said “if I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.”
Funny enough, you seem to be happy even when you are losing. Various studies have shown that losing money after one has visited the casino, does not reduce the general pleasure or fun one gets from the feeling of the visit. “A gamble is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.” – William Bolitho
Just like Marx did, many other renowned people have their gambling opinions.
Some of them saw lots of fun in losing and the changing nature of luck.
That was why Phil Hellmuth, who is an expert poker player said – “If luck was not part of it, I would have always won.”
Here are the funniest casino quotes from many popular people, which include old-time philosophers, such as scientists Albert Einstein, Publilius Syrus, and also from actors like Paul Newman.
So, whether you are a first-time gambler or an ardent casino player, these lines are definitely going to make you smile.
Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures.Simon Noble
Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.Yugoslav Proverb
Eat your betting money but don’t bet your eating money.Unknown
You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.Wayne Gretzky
True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.John Milton Hay
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.Wilson Mizner
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.Kin Hubbard
The better the gambler, the worse the man.Publius Syrus
The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip
was a genius.Julius Weintraub
Buying 4D online is as fun as having sex.Mark Wong
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.Samantha Bee
Gambling is not a vice, it is an expression of our humanness. We gamble. Some do it at the gaming table, some do not. You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play.Jeanette Winterson
It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one.Cara Bertoia
Quit while you’re ahead. All the best gamblers do.Baltasar Gracián y Morales
A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.Terry Murphy
A gambler plays even when the odds are immutable and against him.Roger “Lou Krieger” Lubin
The greatest risk is not taking one.Tim Fargo
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.Heywood Hale Broun
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.Dan Bennett
Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!James Hauenstein
If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich, or you haven’t studied the games enough.Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.Seneca
Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.Unknown Author
Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who say he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.Alfred Alvarez
To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.Jack McClelland
If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.Chico Marx
If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game,
the stakes, and the quitting time.Chinese Proverb
There are two great pleasures in gambling: that of winning and that of losing.French Proverb
You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.Albert Einstein
You don’t gamble to win.You gamble so you can gamble the next day.Bert Ambrose
At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.Ian Fleming
I wonder what inspires gamblers. Is it the adventure or the love of laziness?Paul Bamikole
A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.Paul Newman
Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing.Dutch Boyd
Gambling is the son of avarice and the father of despair.French Proverb
Gambling is a way of buying hope on credit.Alan Wykes
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.Tommy Cooper
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.Benjamin Franklin
All the evidence shows that God was actually quite a gambler, and the universe is a great casino, where dice are thrown, and roulette wheels spin on every occasion.Stephen Hawking
I can’t believe that God plays dice with the universe.Albert Einstein
Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.Doyle Brunson
Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I’ve been winning fortunes, and I’ve been losing them.Jerry Lewis
My advice to the unborn is, don’t be born with a gambling instinct
unless you have a good sense of probabilities.Jack Dreyfus
One of the worst things that can happen to you in life is to win a bet on a horse
at an early age.Danny McGoorty
The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.George Bernard Shaw
In gambling, the many must lose in order that the few may win.George Bernard Shaw
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all.Robert De Niro in “Casino”
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun.Lady Gaga
want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it’s meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.Michael Jordan
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.Georges Pompidou
At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons.Chinese Proverb
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.Unknown Author
The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.English Proverb
In most betting shops you will see three windows marked “Bet Here”, but only one window with the legend “Pay Out”.Jeffrey Bernard
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.Thomas Jefferson